Best joke at our annual training camp: telling people my badge is "Buzz Lightyear's belt buckle." It's pretty damn close. Only worked if they had kids in the right age range, though.
Best moment of AT: hearing the exercise evaluators report that the troops handled every input thrown without hesitation or mistakes.
Playing Warcraft with my family now includes my father-in-law, sister-in-law, and daughter. The Borg got nothing on Blizzard.
Interesting list of the built-in tendencies that keep people from making rational decisions. Hat tip to nancylebov.