What they both said. More than makes up for the last article saying that zeppelins are impractical and we're not getting flying cars.
(Yes I know zeppelins ARE impractical, but I don't like to be reminded of the fact.)
Sorry, dude, I was asked to give an honest answer, not an entertaining one.
But I figure that's another data point for why I shouldn't take up writing as a new career. You can't make a living selling people stuff they don't want.