Funny: "We're from the government and we're here to move you."
Slashdot: "All your house are belong to us."
On the more practical side, a suggestion to homeowners that they move endangered species onto their property to keep bulldozers away. Wonder if we could get that ditch on the next block declared a wetlands? Fortunately for us Walmart already has its site for this town. I feel sorry for any church that has natural gas under it but doesn't feel like selling.